Thursday nights at Hayters are like coming home. Trivia here is lowkey — teams come, teams go, and the handful that stay through the night are typically looking for some chill entertainment while they nosh on birria tacos and sip palomas.

This week was no exception.

Round one ended in a three-way tie, triggering a sudden death faceoff. Tell me, do you know the surface area of the earth? Well, neither did representatives from the Misfits, Silver Alert, or The Mice, but the venerators of the small, rounded-ear rodent were closest to the pin with a guess of 3,000,000 mi². (For those playing at home, the correct answer is 196.9 million mi².)

Two other notable anecdotes include:

• The Misfits absolutely crushing round two with a perfect round score (and one bonus question pick-up)
• The fatherly gentleman representing No Use for a Name who, unlike any other competitor, knew that Mel Gibson tells Heath Ledger to “aim small, miss small” in the 2000 classic “The Patriot.” An appreciator of fine cinema, indeed.

Most importantly, congratulations are in order for this week’s winning teams:

• The Mice
• Misfits (two rounds)
• No Use for a Name
• Silver Alert
• Your Favorite Trivia Team’s Favorite Trivia Team

Finally, a shoutout to my new friends from The Artist Formally [sic? who can tell?] Known as Artist, winner of this week’s Host’s Favorite Team Name award (a thing which is not real and carries no monetary value).

Hey, that reminds me — what’re you doing next Thursday? Wanna hang?

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